It so happened that once all the top scientists of the world decided to play Hide-n-seek. Famous scientists like Newton, Einstein, Coppernicus, Homi Bhabha, and many others were also present. It was decided that Einstein would be the seeker..........
                   He went ahead and closed his eyes and started counting till 100. Newton could not find a place to hide so he drew a square of length 1 metre right behind Einstein, and stood inside. Eventually when Einstein finished counting, he opened his eyes and spotted Newton at once and said, "Ha..ha..NEWTON STOP!!".....
   On this Newton smirked and said that Einstein was wrong.Newton said that he was not "NEWTON"....
This left everyone baffled.....dumbstruck as he was Einstein told Newton to prove himself. On this Newton said that since he was in a geometrical square, area of which measured upto 1 metre square. So he basically was Newton per metre square.....hence he proved that he was not Newton indeed  but PASCAL.

One of my own lil' creation.....so pardon me if iv got u pullin ur hair.............Dr.Batra's is always open....lol!!!

Anyways,
 There was this couple Jack 'n Jill who gave birth to a baby boy. Happy as they were, Jack 'n Jill took the boy to the preist for the naming ceremony, but god had other plans. A bomb went off and everyone except the child died. The childs miraculous escape stunned one 'n all. So the child's relative's decide to take him home and raise him as one of their own...(mind u! he's still un-named!!)
    Our hero grows up to be a fine young man and he joins the Army, where he gets the rank of Sergent. So during their passing out parade, the Parade commander calls every sergent personally to the dias and gives him his badge. So waiting in the line is our hero and in front of him is his bitter enemy Sergent Jeet, who is called to the dias and convocated,where the parade commander says,"Congratulations Sergent Jeet!!" After Jeet comes our hero's turn, who is similarly called on to the dias and convocated..but the question is, What will the commander tell our hero as he's got no name???!!!???
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Its so damn simple,the commander says-"Congratulations Sergent Darr!!"
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Oh come on!! Remember the Mountain Dew advertisement.."Darr ke aage Jeet hai"....................


hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Hello ppl....

im back....

Was gone hibernating for a while....

THIS IS GR8....

ONLY  7 ROADIES LEFT  OUT OF 13......

WHO'S IT GONNA BE??????????????





I HATE TO REVEAL THIS BUT....
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ASHUTOSH  HAS WON!!!!
(check out his orkut profile)

NIHAL HAS COME 2nd...
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AND THE CUTE SHAMBHAVI HAS COME 5th...........

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Lessons To Be Learnt From
"Dil Chahta Hai"
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1.) Life can be enjoyed without DRUGS and Drinking!

2.) There are certain limits which should not be crossed in Friendship.

3.) Love does exist!!

4.) A person does not use his HEAD when he is in love!

5.) Forgiving is divine.

and last but not the least.......





FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST THING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IN ONE'S LIFE!!!!

Specialist claims Eduardo could have lost foot

Eduardo da Silva could have lost his left foot had medical staff not been so prompt in treating his horrific leg break, according to a specialist.

The Arsenal striker is recovering from emergency surgery after a sickening tackle from Birmingham defender Martin Taylor in Saturday's Barclays Premier League match at St Andrews.


God Bless eddy!!
Hope he recovers from the horror injury!!

Crazy summer sun......

Hands On My Hips, not where u think they r....

Well!! This is a story 'bout  the "one stone"eyed man..

Due to some childhood accident, a man lost both of his eyes, and instead had a stone fixed in one of the eye-socket and leaving the other as it is...
Thus ppl started calling him the "one stone"eyed man. He did'nt like it though and threatened to kill anyone who called him "one stone" eyed.
So, when anyone walking on the road used to call him "one stone"eyed,he used to kill him without any second thoughts.
One evening he was walking in a park, when suddenly a bird sitting on a branch called him "one stone"eyed man, the man naturally got angry and killed the bird. After some time on the same branch another bird(the dead one's sibling) called him "one stone"eyed, but this time the man did not kill the bird, instead he took the bird to his house and took care of it, and nortured it.
Curious people started asking him why he killed the previous bird and not this one?
On this he replied-"YOU CANNOT KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!!!!!!!!!!"

There were 2 frnds Julie & Sulie..

Both were quite bored in life, so they decided to start a new business...
They started a transport business comprising of  buses..
They had conflicts of interests so they decided to split.
Then they went their own ways with their respective share of buses...

After many years they met each other at a social party, they were very excited on seeing each other & enquired about the others business..
Sulie said that she was doing very well and that her transport business had expanded overseas, she was quite happy, then she enquired about julie, who in turn was very glum. She said that even though she provided luxury buses,no one travelled in them...
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KYUNKI "NAA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE....."